Inpho Interviews a Cat, Part One

(Inside Inpho's spaceship, Transforo at the podcast control table.) Transforo: You still sure this is a good idea, Inpho. Inpho: Of course I am...
(Inpho at the podcast table with a cat in the guest seat.) Inpho: I've never been more of anything in my life.
(Back to the image of Transforo.) Inpho: People are gonna love this, Transforo. Just watch. Everybody's obsessed with cats. Now let's get started. Cat: Meow.
(Cartoon of Inpho's spaceship broadcasting Inpho's Imaginary Podcast.) Inpho: Hello everyone! And welcome to Inpho's Imaginary Podcast.
(Inpho at the microphone.) Inpho: On today's episode, I'll be speaking with this cat. His name is Hiroki.
(Hiroki at the microphone.) Inpho: Welcome Hiroki. We appreciate you taking this time away from all you eating and sleeping. Haha!
(Inpho and Hiroki sit silently at the podcast table.) Crickets.
Inpho: So anyway, how about all those cat videos on Youtube. You ever been in one of them?
Silence. Inpho scratches his head nervously.
(Back to Transforo.) Inpho: Uh.. Transforo? A little help? Transforo: Hmm.. Maybe it's a pride thing. Try asking something more intellectual.
(At the podcast table again.) Inpho: Alright uh.. So Hiroki, what are your thoughts about about the way people obsess over cats on the internet?
(Image of Hiroki. Silent but wagging his tail.)
Hiroki: Ahem!
Hiroki: Finally, a slightly more intelligent question. And, it turns out, exactly the one I came on this podcast to discuss...