Inpho Exploits Funny Cats

(Inpho and Transforo hanging out in their spaceship.) Inpho: No one's listening to our podcast, Transforo. We have to come up with some ideas to help us get more popular.
Transforo: Hmm. What if we tried more cats. They're pretty popular, I think. Inpho: Transforo, podcasting is a revolutionary new medium with instantaneous global reach. It really should be about something more important than cats.
Transforo: Well, what about sex? Look how popular porn is. Inpho: We're not doing a sex podcast, Transforo. Please, let's think of something else.
Transforo: How about if we tailor our message to suit the agenda of a large and powerful corporation? Inpho: Absolutely not! I'm not going to sell out that easy just for popularity.
Inpho: Come on, there's got to be something we can do to help our popularity that doesn't involve selling our souls completely.
Transforo: Well, who said popularity is so important, anyway? Why don't we just keep making our podcast our own way and who cares if it's popular or not.
Inpho: Hmm. Hold on a minute. I'm getting an idea all of a sudden.
(Graphic of Inpho's new podcast idea.) The Sex Podcast with Funny Cats! An Illuminati Dictatorship production. Brought to you by Vanilla Cat Chow. Mmmeoww!