Inpho's Message to SETI

(Inpho's spaceship flying through space.) Inpho: Look Transforo! The ship's picking up a message of some kind.
(Inside the spaceship with Inpho and Transforo.) Transforo: A message? Can you see where it's from? Inpho: I think it's from earth. I wonder what they want.
(Picture of the Pioneer plaque.) Transforo: Hmm. That's interesting.
Inpho: It looks like some weird shapes and a couple of naked people. Transforo: Wait. I think there's a bit more to it than that.
Transforo: I think those shapes are meant to encode their coordinates in some kind of universal language.
Transforo: Also naked people. Inpho: Okay, and why am I supposed to care about any of that? Man, humans are so self-obsessed. Get my camera, Transforo. I want to send earth a little message of my own.
(SETI headquarters with two scientists.) Scientist One: Sir, we seem to be receiving a message of some kind, possibly from an extra-terrestrial intelligence. Scientist Two: My God! Put it on the screen right away!
(The scientists turn to look at the screen and see a picture of Inpho holding a calculator, standing in the nude.