I Hate My Life

(Inpho sitting at his desk in the back of a classroom next to a window, praying.) Inpho: Please God, just one lightning bolt. That's all I ask.
Inpho: ... or a meteor. That'd work too.
Inpho (looking down despondant): Oh who am I kidding? I'm gonna be stuck in this boring class forever. There is no God.
(Inpho puts his head in his hands.) Sigh.
(Lightning strikes Inpho from through the window.) Boom!
(Meteor smashes through the wall and crushes Inpho.) Crash!
(Inpho lies in the smoldering wreckage.)
Inpho: Guess I shouldn't have doubted.

Afterword

This is Inpho kind of before he was Inpho. My first experiment in writing comics.